![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXyOB0-vJl31G7vctCCxWFTvWxrF-bHOKRYQBEhOB0orqUQVrHOT7PGPhLCeqjebuaKLxcrkfroNKCKVlmwMkCHQW4NOwM_finO0emEUZAeOmidRwWlog-ygnSU28NaQBwea4DM-cLYJs/s320/jotascientist.jpg)
It's A Crab's Life
If you tuned in back in March, then you may have caught a story about Jon of the Atom's life in Groton, New York. In that cold and blustery month he was a mad scientist; stirring his dark stew, adding frog lips and hog hair to his steaming cauldron. He was on the brink of a remarkable new musical discovery, or was it aural hysteria?
Sometime around mid-May he opened the door, the fresh country air poured in and overwhelmed him. He gathered a few necessities and headed for the hills. After a short trek he built a shelter of twigs, and traded in the maniacal steps of a scientist for the slow amble of a mountain recluse. He played Elvis and Hank Williams songs in his cabin to the attentive ears of the local fauna. Squirrels, foxes, deer, sparrows and chickadees were all regular sites around his abode and soon they joined forces to help Jon create his latest masterpiece, "Critical Mass: Flying Things vs. Crawling Things".
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7hyGZMGrloZ6bwgiZaeyXtb0k3mTFSH8TMrTj8zSnKBTftyjruTD_oasG9aYjdotd9YcvyAnOzenlpbKB_S9x8S9wX_eWdRqEDIq2bvielUMWh6PZ-Q0z1IRUruKbaKZhxm63qYl5Oqs/s320/jota.jpg)
I heard rumor that he will most likely release his new creation upon the world in 2011, most likely the day of the apocolypse. I traded two Little League baseball bats, 16 cherry tomatoes, and a bail of twine for a copy of the disc, and I believe it was well worth it, though I've now resorted to using brooms and pears to get my baseball fix.
You can find some good things to trade to him for his new disc, or go to his Myspace and ask politely for one, though none of the songs from the album are up as his songs as of now, he doesn't get very good wireless in his twig hut.
JOTA's Myspace
mp3: Jon of the Atom - Ducks Flying By
mp3: Jon of the Atom - Moths at the Bug Zapper
Disclaimer: This post went no where and was entirely made up. He was never a mad scientist (to my knowledge), and (to my knowledge) has never been any sort of wilderness recluse. He lives somewhere in mid-Western New York, and occasionaly sleeps on my couch. Flying Things vs. Crawling Things has been on a steady rotation in my room. I hope you enjoy.